If Georgia falls, will Alabama be next? Then fucking Scotland?

All I know is things are not going the way I want. First that fucking PooTin starts screwing around down south. What the Commie Fuck does he think he's doing, bombing one of our Confederate states? Is he nuts? WE know we don't give a fuck about those useless fucking states down there, but HE doesn't know that. What if we cared about them? What if we even knew where the fuck Georgia was? We would bang his ass bigtime. So I was out there, protesting, yes, in my kilt, which I sometimes wear, okay? It's NOT a dress, okay? It's a MANLY piece of clothing, which many obviously STRAIGHT men wear all the time, so you can fuck right off. Anyway, there I was, minding my own business, in downtown Georgia, or some fucking place down there, and my secret service guys drift off, or run away, or something--I don't know where the fuck they went, but they were not there when I needed them, OBVIOUSLY. And these unruly murderous RUSSIAN THUGS try to steal my favorite black Prada knapsack, which I WILL NOT let go of, because it was from last season and you can't get them anymore, so they push me BRUTALLY to the ground and RAPE me multiple times RIGHT UP THE ASS. It was unbelievable. That this outrage could happen here, IN AMERICA USA. I blame PooTin, for his attack on a sovereign American state. He must be stopped, and he must be stopped now. By some young black or Puerto Rican people in uniform. They should hunt him down and squash him like an ant. And people who push innocent kilt wearing straight men to the ground and then rape them for hours and hours and hours, must also be punished. I will punish them myself. Bring them to me.