Eeeny meeeny miney mo-retarded, who's retardest of them all?

What the fucking hell is going on? Even I, Dick Shut the Fuck Up Cheney, have some limits. Are you watching that fucking convention? Is there anyone in that hall who isn't retarded? Jesus Fucking Retarded Christ! Are they joking? Standing ovation for her fucking moron snowmobiling oil drinking husband? Celebrating--CELEBRATING--her slut whore simpleton daughter and her half wit dick enhanced skater boyfriend? Has the world gone nuts? Am I in a fucking dream world here? She's an aerial wolf-shooting govern-NESS of a state with fewer people in it than the Abercrombie and Fitch store on Fifth Avenue. This qualifies her? For MY job???? I fucking don't think so. Does she know how to kill PEOPLE? Anyfuckingbody can kill a fucking moose. They just stand there, big as a house, and wait for you. You know how hard it is to shoot a lawyer? When you're drunker than shit? And in the FACE? That takes more than grit. And it takes more than a second runner up tiara, toots. Get yourself back to the tundra, cuntface. You are wasting my time. And you are NOT getting my job. Didn't anybody tell you? I'm stayin'.