Homo Hank dresses for success

I've tried to keep a low profile as the economy fell into the shitter, but there's only so much undisclosed fucking vacation a person can take. We have a couple months left in the calendar, and let's not let the entire fucking thing explode. I know we said everything was fine until about four minutes ago, and now we're saying life as we know it will end, but trust us--we're the people who brought you Iraq. We KNOW what we're doing. And Hankie, as we call him, in that lovely brocade night wrap, is just the fellow to lead us out of this twisted Democratic jungle. Hankie has been in the trenches. Hell, he's been fucked in the trenches, lots of times. Hankie LOVES the trenches. Throw him in a trench, he's happy as fuck. You should hear him.