Kennedy? Van Susteren? You decide.

I've been trying to keep a low profile while the country slides into a fucking depression since there are some assholes around who might TRY to pin the blame on me. Catch me if you can, Motherfuckers, is my answer to them. And despite my admiration for dead Van Johnson I decided to not write about his wonderful life and sad fucking death, but now, now I can no longer hold my forked fucking tongue. Is everyone fucking BLIND? Am I the only one who can see the truth? Caroline Kennedy (future New York Senator, if the liberal fucks have anything to say about it) IS Greta Van Susteren. Look at them! A fucking dead person could see that this is true. Ask Van Johnson for christ's sake I ask you, have you ever seen the two of them together?? I think not. They ARE the same person. Now why Kennedy, famous recluse and UN shill, would want to pretend to be that Fox News wackjob with the bad face work, who the fuck knows. But I am here to tell you that I, for one, will NOT be taken in. You can't fool me, bitches.