Bush cat suicide ruins otherwise happy transition

The Moron In Chief's goofy "What? Me Worry?" approach to the end of his fabulous eight years of destruction, with me by his side moving his arms, I might add, was marred by the sudden and devastating loss of the Bush kitten in what has been described as a rare cat suicide. Apparently the double emotional whammy of her unfortunate Madoff investments and being forced to return to Texas proved too much for the high strung former street cat, which had been described by insiders as "depressed" and "moody" in recent weeks. Most puzzling was the way in which she died--pretending to be an ear of corn which the hungry, completely drunk and as usual completely fucking oblivious fuckwad was tricked into eating. Personally, I hate cats and found this one to be particularly obnoxious, so who the fuck cares when you get right down to it, you know? but wouldn't you think you'd notice if you were eating a live cat? Guess fucking not.