Now they're both gone

This is a sad day for those of us who love America, the original Fantasy Island. Ricardo, we will miss you, sir, as we will also miss the dwarf Pee Wee Herman or whatever the fuck his name was. Myself I always like full sized normal people, even Mexicans, as Ricardo, we all know you used to be. Short, dwarfish, probably homo people, like Pinocchio or whatever, are, well, we don't really care what they are, since we hate them and want them dead anyway. I know Fantasy Island was a fantasy, but you have to draw the line somewhere. We salute you, Ricardo, for being tall, and normal, and formerly Mexican, and normal. Most of all, we like normal people. Meaning, not fags or scientologists or lesbians. We could always count on you to keep the island on track and, you know, fucking normal. LIke god intended fantasy islands to be.