Terrorist pilot crashes plane into Hudson River

I don't know why everybody's so fucking happy about this. It's obvious it's another terrorist attack, on the eve of the end of my tour of duty. This fucking Islamafascist pilot Chesley Bin Sullenbama deliberately steered his aircraft into one of the most densely populated, and I might add polluted, rivers in the world. Need I remind you that the World Trade Towers are gone, so the Hudson is almost the next best target. He was obviously aiming for a ferry, full of New Jersey fairies, no doubt. A double whammy, in terror target stakes. Ironic that all those ferries started ramming the plane, trying to sink it just as soon as it splashed down. This whole fucking story is way too weird, if you ask me. And what's with all those wacko's standing on the wings? Jump in the fucking water, asswipes. People were jumping off the 110th floor and you're afraid of a little cold water? You call yourself Armenian? Get a grip. And get used to it, powderpuff. This is just the beginning. There's gonna be planes in rivers all over the place now that me and Bushwhack have been pushed out of office. You made your bed, tootsie roll. Now swim in it.