Fuck him, I'm not leaving

It's going to take more than a fucking election to get me out of power. You think I'm going to listen to a puny 64 percent of the "voters"? Who the fuck do they think they are? This is me we're talking about. Bushlips is talking transition? Transition? What transition? There ain't going to be no fucking transition. I am here to fucking stay. You heard about the West Wing? Well, I'm in the fucking Undisclosed Wing. And I'll be taking care of all the Halliburton no-bid contracts and all the oil companies business. I'm been doing it for eight years and I fucking plan to keep doing it. Get out of my way, Barry Boy. This is Cheney Boy tallking.

Studs Terkel and John McCain, both dead

Or as I called him "Suds". Who knew he was still alive? Or that he was really Vietnamese. Or gave a fuck. And then there's Walnuts, not knowing when to fucking lie down. Did you notice I decided to endorse him? I thought it might be the final nail in the coffin of his fucking useless campaign. Then that shit kicking harpy can go back to her trailer in Alaska and put a plastic bag over that retarded kid's head or whatever the fuck she needs to do, and he can go sit in a lawnchair in the Scottsdale desert. Toast. The man is fucking toast.